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I think I love my flatmate a little too much.

  • Nicholas Brand
  • 5 days ago
  • 1 min read
Over Christmas, there was a lot of company.

Affection.

Stimulation.


Shaggy Dog was present.

Shaggy Dog keeps his distance.

Sensible.


I, however, briefly remembered that I am a predator.


I loved my human so much that I bit his nose and drew blood.


As you can see, this was immediately regretted.


I do not enjoy the metallic taste.

I have never truly been a hunter.

Dry food is vastly superior.


My human, despite this, has no boundaries.


He loves me anyway.

Even though he went to work with a scabby nose.

Even though I look slightly shocked by my own behaviour.


In conclusion:

Instincts happen.

Love is confusing.


 
 
 

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